Category: Ficture

All I Want For Xmas

I recently agreed to meet someone that I had been chatting with. She was 15 years older than her pictures, was totally gray (had brown listed) and 75 lbs larger than average but listed her weight as average on her profile. She was also missing several teeth (in front) so barely opened her mouth to talk. It’s sad that people can’t be who they are and let you know what their intentions are up front! Do they think you will meet them and totally forget what their profile said? There is a lack of self-assessment on many people’s part on POF (Plenty of fish). Who are they kidding?

I Look Like My Brother

Guy walks up to my table at the coffee shop and I was thinking he was just saying hello because I was looking to see if the person walking in was the person I was waiting for. JOKES ON ME, it was the guy who was saying hello to me at the table. I got up and said, you have got to be kidding me, and left. Get home and check email to find a “the pics are of my brother and I thought if you saw my pics you would not meet me” HE WOULD HAVE WON THAT BET! wth

The Fireman @ Dave & Busters

We met on another website. Talked for a few weeks and went out (it was the least amount of time I had spent talking to someone before meeting them). He picks me up at like 10 or 11pm after work on a Friday. Appearance wise he wasn’t what I was expecting at all. We get in the car, and (he was a fireman) we drove to his fire station. It was near by and he went there to change out of his work uniform. OK. Picture it… I don’t know this guy very well…I am in his car… He drives me kinda outside of town to a big metal building with bad lighting and parks in the shadows on the side. I am thinking “ok, where is my grave already dug at?”… It was awkward and uncomfortable. He gets back into the car (I waited in it) and we drive to Pittsburgh (45min drive) to go to Dave & Busters. The whole drive is in complete silence. We get there, and I am not allowed in. No one under 21 admitted after 10 o’clock and I had just turned 19. I could be admitted with someone over 21, but he didn’t have his ID on him. Another 45 minutes back home in complete silence.

Oh! And at one point he was all driving and staring at me and it was freaky and like “dude! quit staring at me and watch where you’re driving!”

-dreamsource

Quasimodo Impression

Mine was a few years ago, I went out with this guy who I’d met on another dating site. He turned up looking almost nothing like his pics, a few similar traits, but I thought I’d bite the bullet and see if he had anything to offer. He picked me up a road or two over from where I lived at the time. I got in the car and we drove into the next town. The journey there was weird because there was no music/radio on in the car (he couldn’t concentrate). There was no talking (I tried but he was concentrating on driving), so I sat there very bored while he did this Quasimodo impression, hunched right up over the top of the wheel – and he wasn’t even that tall to warrant doing that.

In the end we went into a pub, I had one drink (Diet Coke if I remember correctly) and kept my exit in mind. We talked for a bit, although there were long uncomfortable silences and he didn’t really initiate conversation whatsoever….and in the end I faked an excuse about having to get home to do coursework (this was back in the days I was at college).

On the way back to the car he grabbed at my hand – I politely pulled away and suggested he not try it again. Again, no talking on the way back as concentration on the road was paramount! He dropped me off in the same place he’d picked me up. I politely said my goodbyes and I got the hell out of there! Never spoke to him again!