Tag: Mickey Mouse

Minnie Mouse Suspenders

I chatted with a woman online a few years back. She had no picture but a great profile & essay. Her emails were so elegant & poetic & always ended with the phrase “take a chance”. I was intrigued & so I did.

Well Walt Disney’s biggest fan showed up. Micky Mouse light up sneakers, Goofy jacket, Donald Duck baseball cap, light up Minnie Mouse suspenders & a Pluto sweatshirt. She told me she was great at telling jokes too & had a long list of them printed out.

I sensed she had a few screws loose but politely stayed & chatted over lunch & told her I didn’t feel any chemistry before leaving. Thankfully she was accepting of it. I don’t meet women sight unseen anymore because of this.