Tag: sunglasses

Same Side of the Booth

Okay, are you ready for this?…three dumb questions (in a row) that was asked by the same stupid s*** within the first 5 minutes of meeting him…this really takes the prize for dumbest questions(s) asked on a 1st date).

First, let me set the scene for you….he is waiting inside the restaurant for me…I was right on time….and as I arrive and try to flash my best smile cuz I know I am looking good that day. He says…

1. “Why are you wearing sunglasses, it’s not even sunny out?”
2. Do you think you are “Ms. Hollywood or something?”

And finally, after the first two insults, soon after the hostess seats us, he asks,

3. Can I kiss you?

ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH and even after I answered a resounding “no” to his last question, he still insisted on sitting on my side of the booth and planting one on my cheek when I clearly gave no sign of us having any chemistry.